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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
A Buckeye is honest (sort of) about Erin Andrews
Even if you’ve seen him flashing by on a television screen, you might not have noticed this man. It’s time, however, to give him his due.
Mark Titus is a member, technically, of the Ohio State basketball team. He’s listed as a junior guard, a 6-foot-4, 210-pound shooter from Brownsburg, Ind.
That, anyway, is his athletic resume.
He’s also an entertaining blogger. His effort is titled Club Trillion, which adds the tagline “Life views from the end of the bench.” His 800- to 1,000-word posts deal with many aspects of sports and life in general.
There’s also an insight or two into what the OSU bench players actually do during games. For example, a recent entry:
Last night we beat Indiana in a game that I admittedly had no idea was going on until there was about five minutes left in the first half. It goes without saying that there was one reason and one reason only why I was so distracted during the game, but I’ll say it anyway. My main squeeze, Erin Andrews-Titus, was in attendance and looked like a trillion dollars.
The following paragraphs contain an entertaining, if not reality-based, version of Titus’ struggles with Andrews. It ends with a made-up break-up, a fitting finish.
Maybe if I start (imaginary) dating another, younger celebrity (Taylor Swift comes to mind) Erin will get the hint. I don’t exactly know where our relationship will go from here, but I think it’s best to at least take a break for now.
Bravo, Mark. Bravo.
