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Police: naked french fry thief wanted dead or alive (OK alive)
If I’ve learned anything in life it is this: being naked doesn’t give you the right to steal french fries.
Cops in Canada are searching for a naked french fry bandit, according to CTV British Columbia.
The fiend, who was on foot, made off with a Wendy’s Restaurant customer’s fries as she was picking them up at a drive-thru window in Langley, B.C. Saturday, June 20, according to reports.
The ‘fry-napping’ beast then jumped into a van that quickly sped away, the CTV article says.
Surprisingly (or not), neither the customer nor the Wendy’s cashier got a good look at the man’s face.
Let’s just hope the Canadians figure this one out before it crosses the border. May our fries be forever free of such torment.
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By troy
June 24, 2009 1:02 PM | Link to this
Empty calories fill the empty feelings.