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Thursday, August 27, 2009
Anne Heche rips into ex
Anne Heche has advice for anyone looking to get married…. don’t do it.
“I said it the last time I was here,” The Star of HBO’s Hung told David Letterman during an appearance on his show Wednesday, Aug. 26. “Don’t get married. Forever engaged is a wonder, romantic thing to do.”
Heche called her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, a ” lazy ass” and said he simply won’t leave her be because she’s so “fantastic.”
“I can’t even get a divorce… I divorced you, I don’t want to see you on Saturday,” she said of her ex-coaching 7-year-old soccer.” I don’t want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer.”
Heche broke it down when Letterman asked what Coley does for a living.
“He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes ’ Oh my god, I got a check from Anne! I got a check from Anne’,” Heche said. “Yay!’ ”
Heche has not exactly kept Laffoon’s, ah, short comings… to herself.
During their child custody battle, she indicated that he was a porn-addicted, chronic masturbator.
What do you think?
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