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New ‘wine bra’ allows for surreptitious drinking
I am not making this up.
A new product called The Wine Rack bra allows a woman (presumably) to store a full-sized bottle of wine in two matching polyurethane bladders embedded in a sports bra. The contents can then be consumed through a drinking tube.
The Wine Rack’s slogan? “My cups runneth over.”
The product comes on the heels of the polyurethane beer belly for men, which also is designed for surreptitious consumption during football games, family reunions, the opera — you name it.
The Wine Rack has already gotten some attention in the British press, and in fact, one size is already out of stock.
A colleague asks: “Does it come with one straw — or two?
Cheers!
Mark Fisher
(Image from Firebox.com)
Comments
By Todd
February 8, 2008 2:24 PM | Link to this
So…. how does temperature affect this? would red wine be a bit too warm? Would a chilled white cause… well, a reaction to the cold?By null
February 8, 2008 12:10 PM | Link to this
Wow! This gives new meaning to the term “Jug Wine!”By el jefe
February 8, 2008 11:20 AM | Link to this
Not to mention that, above a certain age, sucking on someone else’s Rack in public is generally frowned upon…By tcollein
February 7, 2008 12:42 PM | Link to this
Support your local wine merchant.By Patty
February 7, 2008 12:07 PM | Link to this
My God, what will they come up with next! As if guys need yet another reason to slobber over women’s breasts! Geez! Trust me, I work out and I certainly wouldn’t be drinking wine while I’m working out.By Jon
February 7, 2008 10:29 AM | Link to this
Gives new meaning to the term “full malolactic”.By Woodstone Creek
February 7, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this
Great idea! Just don’t lean on any sharp objects, ladies!!!!!By MJ
February 7, 2008 8:59 AM | Link to this
Only a boob would think that this is a good idea.By Vanessa
February 7, 2008 8:39 AM | Link to this
I want one…now!!!!!!!!!!!By winehiker
February 6, 2008 9:31 PM | Link to this
Soon all bras will be available in magnum, double magnum, jeroboam, wine jugs….By Roger
February 6, 2008 6:54 PM | Link to this
Why are they marketing this for wine? Why not gatorade? Who drinks wine while working out?! It also touts that it increases your bust size by two cups, but does that mean that your breasts become smaller as you drink or even lop-sided?By Patrick W Fegan
February 6, 2008 5:05 PM | Link to this
Good God, Gives new meaning to breast feeding…..By Genevelyn
February 6, 2008 4:48 PM | Link to this
Great—just in time for Valentines Day. “Honey,will you please get me a wine rack?” she said demurely