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RIHANNA OFFERS TO BABYSIT SNOOKI’S SON LORENZO:

It takes a village to decide on a newborn’s first tattoo.

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TEENS WHO ENGAGE IN SEXTING FOUND MORE LIKELY TO TAKE SAME RISKS OFF LINE:

Urgent care facilities report rising incidence of dislocated thumbs.

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UNIVERSITY RESEARCHERS DEVELOP REMOTE-CONTROL SYSTEM FOR COCKROACHES:

So far, they’ve only used it to have the insects bring them beer.

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JESSICA SIMPSON REVEALS POST-PREGNANCY WEIGHT STRUGGLE:

She said having the baby really helped, adding “That thing weighed a ton.”

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CLINT EASTWOOD DOESN’T LIKE MAKING FUN OF THE PRESIDENT:

And Dirty Harry was reluctant to wield that Magnum .44.

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DANCE STUDIO IN CANADA OFFERS POLE DANCING CLASSES FOR KIDS:

10 percent discount available to children named Tiffany, Crystal or Sapphire.

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GEORGE MICHAEL IS THE FIRST POP STAR TO PERFORM AT PARIS’ OPERA GARNIER:

He sang “Wake Me Up Before You Giocoso.”

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IN CHINA, TRUCK CARRYING PIGS COLLIDES WITH TRUCK CARRYING WHISKEY:

Sweet and sour mash pork.

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KEITH URBAN, NICKY MINAJ NAMED “AMERICAN IDOL” JUDGES:

He’s a little bit country, she’s a little bit scary as hell.

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SHAUN WHITE ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION, TRASHING HOTEL:

He made a half-pipe in his room with the ice machine.

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NEW JERSEY UNIVERSITY HOSTS SYMPOSIUM ON BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN’S LIFE, MUSIC:

Nearby community college offers one-hour seminar on Bon Jovi’s tunes, hair.

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SOUNDGARDEN RELEASES FIRST ALBUM IN 16 YEARS:

Set for concert tour includes a steaming compost heap.

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AMANDA BYNES HEADED TO REHAB AFTER LATEST DRIVING INCIDENT:

Followed by Lindsay Lohan yelling “Citizen’s arrest, citizen’s arrest!”

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LINDSAY LOHAN ARRESTED FOR LEAVING SCENE OF A NEW YORK ACCIDENT:

The Amanda Bynes mask melted due to 80-proof fumes.

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KATE, WILLIAM TAKE LEGAL ACTION OVER TOPLESS PHOTOS:

Harry signs on as “legal advisor.”

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APPLE RELEASES iPHONE 5 TO GOOD REVIEWS:

Just tell us the glass won’t crack if we stare at it too hard.

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