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A roundup of unusual items from area police departments:

Oct. 24: An intoxicated male was reported staggering across four lanes of traffic in the 1000 block of West Main Street.

The subject was cordial and jovial when officers located him. He stuffed two small doughnuts he'd just purchased into his mouth and the odor of alcohol was easily detected.

When asked for his ID, the subject stated, "Sure! I've been drinking a lot, and I'm underage! Here you go! You guys are awesome!"

He handed the officer his entire wallet and then nearly fell over. The 20-year-old said he drank "a whole lot" and that he was "wasted."

When an officer removed a bottle of Kamchatka vodka from the subject's back pocket, he stated, "Yep, that's mine, too!"

He then spit out a large wad of doughnut, as well as a cigarette he'd been chewing along with the doughnut.

He was arrested for underage consumption, disorderly conduct and an open container. His demeanor changed while en route to jail and he banged his head twice against the partition in the cruiser, yelling for the pretzels he had purchased.

Teen reports being assaulted over the style of his pants

DAYTON — Oct. 4: A 14-year-old male reported that he was standing near the office of Wilbur Wright Middle School, 1361 Huffman Ave., when he was assaulted.

He said an unknown male came up to him and commented his pants were down too low. The victim said he pulled up his pants and the subject slapped him once, and then punched him twice.

A school security officer reported that he saw the subject leave in a vehicle.

— Compiled by Angela Watson Gay. Contact this reporter at (937) 225-2374 or anwatson@DaytonDailyNews.com.