Comedy Central President Kent Alterman said Lowe is talented and handsome and therefore deserving of a roast.
We have no idea what there could possibly be to make fun of, but here are a few suggestions -- all in good fun.
1.) THAT ST. ELMO'S FIRE EARRING
Really everything about Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire is up for grabs.
2.) THE GRINDER
It would have been better off to call the short-lived Fox show "The Garlic Press" cuz it stunk. Actually, we liked it.
3.) BEING A PRETTY BOY
Better than being the Ponyboy. What in the hell ever happened to C. Thomas Howell?
4.) THEM EYES
Geez, are you made of ocean or something? I am drowning.
5.) THE SEX TAPE
That Cameron Diaz sure is a good actress.
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