5 jokes for the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe is getting his own Comedy Central Roast. (Source: Comedy Central)
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Rob Lowe is getting his own Comedy Central Roast. (Source: Comedy Central)

 Our precious Rob Lowe is following Pamela Anderson, Donald Trump and the Beibs, and will be led before a firing squad that might just include Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli and Jeff Ross.

The Dayton-raised hunka-hunka burning man will be the pin cushion for the next Comedy Central Roast.

"Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe" will be recorded in LA, the network said. The release date will be announced later.

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"What a thrill to once again be following in Justin Bieber's footsteps. I look forward to a night of hilarious jokes recycled from the James Franco Roast," Lowe said in a press release. "I would like to express my gratitude to the members of my family who have passed away and therefore will not have to endure what promises to be a very special evening."

Comedy Central President Kent Alterman said Lowe is talented and handsome and therefore deserving of a roast.

We have no idea what there could possibly be to make fun of, but here are a few suggestions -- all in good fun. 

1.) THAT ST. ELMO'S FIRE EARRING 

Really everything about Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire is up for grabs.

http://youtu.be/54K2F3zAZ0o

2.) THE GRINDER 

It would have been better off to call the short-lived Fox show "The Garlic Press" cuz it stunk. Actually, we liked it. 

3.) BEING A PRETTY BOY 

Better than being the Ponyboy. What in the hell ever happened to C. Thomas Howell?  

http://youtu.be/TwJ-ppxCGPk

4.) THEM EYES

Geez, are you made of ocean or something? I am drowning. 

5.) THE SEX TAPE 

That Cameron Diaz sure is a good actress.

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