"Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe" will be recorded in LA, the network said. The release date will be announced later.
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"What a thrill to once again be following in Justin Bieber's footsteps. I look forward to a night of hilarious jokes recycled from the James Franco Roast," Lowe said in a press release. "I would like to express my gratitude to the members of my family who have passed away and therefore will not have to endure what promises to be a very special evening."
Comedy Central President Kent Alterman said Lowe is talented and handsome and therefore deserving of a roast.
We have no idea what there could possibly be to make fun of, but here are a few suggestions -- all in good fun.
1.) THAT ST. ELMO'S FIRE EARRING
Really everything about Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire is up for grabs.
http://youtu.be/54K2F3zAZ0o
2.) THE GRINDER
It would have been better off to call the short-lived Fox show "The Garlic Press" cuz it stunk. Actually, we liked it.
3.) BEING A PRETTY BOY
Better than being the Ponyboy. What in the hell ever happened to C. Thomas Howell?
4.) THEM EYES
Geez, are you made of ocean or something? I am drowning.
5.) THE SEX TAPE
That Cameron Diaz sure is a good actress.
Got jokes? Let's hear them. Email contact@dayton.com.
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