Woman arrested for Walmart theft urinates in cruiser

XENIA – A female carrying a water bottle filled with beer chose a bag of pistachios as an accompanying snack and began to eat from the bag at the Walmart on 70 Hospitality Drive.

She consumed enough to arouse a loss prevention employee. The woman never offered to pay for what she ate, and appeared intoxicated from her beverage.

In the store’s office, she became verbally abusive and argumentative, saying several times she was going to leave.

Being handcuffed prevented her from doing that, and the loss prevention guy said she was the same woman arrested two days before for shoplifting at the Walmart in Beavercreek.

On the walk to the patrol car that would take her to the Greene County jail on charges of theft, disorderly conduct and an open container, the woman said she would urinate in the officer’s cruiser, and made good on her word.

“Really?” the officer said upon seeing the mess. “Really, (expletive),” the woman responded.

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