“WALKING DEAD” STAR GOES ON BIZARRE SUBWAY RANT: He just kept shouting: “Where’s Carl?!”
ROGER WATERS SLAMS SILICON VALLEY’S “ROGUES AND THIEVES”: Gypsies, tramps get a pass.
“WALKING DEAD” STAR SETH GILLIAM ARRESTED FOR DUI: He should have taken the subway.
“DUCK DYNASTY” MUSICAL TO CLOSE EARLY IN LAS VEGAS: Being replaced with “Wabbit Season” musical.
“STAR TREK” ACTRESS GRACE LEE WHITNEY DIES AT 85: She never should have worn red.
ADAM DRIVER’S “STAR WARS” CHARACTERS REVEALED: Not surprisingly, he plays Adam Vader.
MILEY CYRUS TO RECORD ALBUM WITH THE FLAMING LIPS: She thought it was the name of a shot.
JAMIE FOXX TRASHED FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM AT MAYWEATHER-PACQUIAO FIGHT: He hid a vocal cord injury.
“AVENGERS” DIRECTOR JOSS WHEDON QUITS TWITTER: His account was hacked by @Loki.
“WEDDING SINGER” RAPPING GRANNY DIES AT 101: Her homies pour some Ensure on the ground.
AXL ROSE DEMANDS MAYWEATHER-PACQUIAO “FREE-MATCH”: He was upset the fight started late.
MORGAN FREEMAN COMPLETELY ENDORSES POT: Then goes on and on about the longest night of his life.
NOEL GALLAGHER CALLS ZAYN MALIK AN “IDIOT” FOR LEAVING ONE DIRECTION: Malik tells him to go back to smashing watermelons.
SPICE GIRLS REUNITE IN MOROCCO WITH EVA LONGORIA: Desperate Spice.
— DAVE LARSEN, RANDY PALMER, KYLE NAGEL
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