Gordon said he first discovered his near-peerless speed during conditioning drills with his high school basketball team, when he would sprint against football players on the track. Didn't matter if you were a running back with a sub-4.4 40 time, Dee was gonna serve you 100 grams of dust.
So this should be enjoyable. Gordon isn't the most prominent acquisition the Mariners have made over the past few years, but he might be the most fun.
He'll get fans to Safeco Field, and once they're there, they might ...
See Dee walk.
Just kidding. He doesn't do that.
Gordon had just 25 bases on balls with the Marlins last season, which would have ranked 11th for Seattle. That's far from ideal for a leadoff hitter, and the Mariners are aware.
Not long ago, M's manager Scott Servais sat down with Dee at a steakhouse and asked, "Do you know how many times you got to a 3-2 count last year?" The answer was 44, which is paltry.
But Gordon makes no apologies. When Seattle traded for him this offseason, he told management straight up that he wasn't a walker. He's tried it before. Didn't work.
While playing with the Dodgers in 2014, Gordon was asked to try to walk more and ended up striking out a career-high 107 times. He brought this up with Ichiro in Miami and asked, "How do I walk more?" Ichiro's response: "Rake first."
So that was that. Fortunately, Gordon is a hell of a raker.
Dee hit .308 for the Marlins last year and a National League-best .333 for the Dodgers in 2015. He's had at least eight triples in three of the past four seasons, including an MLB-best 12 in 2014.
The second baseman-turned-center fielder is hit-and-run personified. He'll wow crowds throughout this upcoming season. And the best part is, after the games, members of those crowds can ...
See Dee talk.
Mariners fans have long known that Gordon can steal bases. What they found out Thursday is that he can steal news conferences, too.
Gordon was easily the most charming person on the podium during the Mariners' two-hour-long media session Thursday, and was equally entertaining during a radio interview on 710 ESPN Seattle.
On opting not to have his full last name (Strange-Gordon) on the back of his jersey:
"I feel like there's no ballers with a hyphenated name."
On why he initially chose basketball over baseball in high school: "You want the truth? There wasn't no girls at the baseball game. All the girls were at the basketball game."
Gordon is who new teammate Ryon Healy refers to as the "fountain of energy." But he seems to be a fountain of generosity, too.
An act of domestic violence killed Dee's mother when he was 6, forcing members of his (very loving) extended family to raise him. And while with the Marlins, Gordon founded Flash of Hope — a program geared toward helping children who have lost a parent to domestic violence. He also does charity work in the Dominican Republic and donates money toward the Syrian refugee effort. Not a bad addition to Seattle.
The Mariners' season starts in two months, and Gordon will be front and — thanks to his new position — center. So go see Dee run, see Dee hit, see Dee talk, see Dee give ...
Shoot, man — just go see Dee.