These horse-focused activities filled my experience visiting the ranch as a kid in the 1980s. While the corrals remain the same, including wrangler Joe Valdez who’s been taking city slickers out on the trails for 45 years, my childhood memories definitely don’t include the newer ranch activities of mountain biking, tennis, yoga, spa treatments and water aerobics.
Tanque Verde’s guest lodging began as a few rooms attached to the main building and has since expanded to more than 65 rooms ranging from basic “salas” to expansive three- and four-bedroom Santa Fe-style haciendas whose pink and orange hues blend into the desert sunsets. The rooms can be rustic to a fault — some apparently not updated since my first visit — but renovations are planned.
The dining experience remains a communal affair in the main lodge, with hearty Southwestern buffets mixing frontier meat-and-potatoes with healthy greens and Mexican-themed food nights. The Doghouse Saloon provides pre- and post-dinner libations, like the popular prickly pear margarita, along with card and pool tables. A clunky TV that used to be propped on a table has given way to multiple flat screens.
The family experience is part of dude ranch DNA. One family spanning four generations has been coming to Tanque Verde annually for the past 55 years.
“It’s about the traditions, the memories, the shared experiences that keep our guests coming back,” general manager Rita Cote said.
When I visited back in the day, I remember my little sister Amy, maybe 5 years old, almost doing the splits as she straddled the saddle of fat, docile Oats, the mellow horse favorite for kids. This time, I watched Amy help her daughter Esme, outfitted in pink cowgirl gear, get ready for her ride atop another comically large horse.
Sometimes traditions skip a generation. On the manicured front lawn of the ranch, I saw a grandfather toss a football around with his grandkids as their distracted executive dad stood off to the side, pecking away at his iPhone.
“What do you mean you don’t know how to hold a football?” the granddad asked, shooting a scolding glance at his son. “Just put your fingers on the laces like this …”
Away from the trails, families share time at the ranch’s stocked fishing pond, around the campfire during barbecues and story-time sessions, and at the communal dining tables.
Tanque Verde’s kids club (ages 4-12) offers plenty of activities to keep the young ones occupied during the day, so it doesn’t always have to be family time.
Returning to the ranch as an adult, it was comforting to see that some things were still the same. The saguaro-dominated desert landscape remained unchanged. The horses still wanted to stop to eat shrubs on the trail. Kids still found equine flatulence hysterical. And the old wranglers were as cranky as ever. “But after two decades here, Joe actually started speaking in complete sentences,” Cote boasted.
Pulling up to the breakfast campground, the setup was just as I remembered it: a covered wagon surrounded by picnic tables and cast-iron griddles, staff cooking up flapjacks and dispensing coffee and hot chocolate as they waved away excess smoke with their cowboy hats. The scents of sizzling bacon and smoke from mesquite fires mixed with those of the sagebrush scrub and dusty horses, fully immersing me in old memories while I was creating new ones.
My dad, as usual, had slept late, but I’d see him on a trail ride in the afternoon, both of us sneaking in a lope when the wrangler wasn’t looking. He’d once again recall old John Wayne movies and tell of his imaginary past riding with the Apache and Comanche. My sister and I would roll our eyes — we’ve heard the stories 100 times. But these were fresh yarns for the grandkids, a new roundup of dudes enjoying an old tradition.
(Bill Fink is a freelance writer.)
IF YOU GO
Getting there: The ranch is a 45-minute drive from Tucson International Airport. Shuttle service is available.
Tanque Verde Ranch: Rates vary widely by season and room type. Spring bed-and-breakfast packages begin around $300 for two people sharing a room. Add $60 for an hourlong horse ride. All-inclusive packages that include three meals a day and all activities start around $650 a night; 800-234-3833; www.tanqueverderanch.com.
Dude ranches: Read reviews of 101 Western ranches at the Dude Ranchers' Association website, www.duderanch.org.