4 movies to take your kids to if you're a horrible parent

Just face it. No one will be electing you for Parent of the Year anytime soon.

And, as such, you probably take your kids to see movies that you, and everyone else in the theater, knows that they are not nearly old enough to see.

Here are four movies you should take your kids to if you've finally come to terms with the fact that you're a horrible parent:

1. The Witch: Nothing says a fun evening out with the kids than "disturbing violent content and graphic nudity" in this film about witchcraft, black magic and possession.

2. Deadpool: The words "language throughout" this unconventional superhero flick is the understatement of 2016.

>> Why in the world are parents taking their kids to see R-rated 'Deadpool'?

3. How to be Single: A Rom-Com about single women looking for love in New York City is more of a film for movie-goers of, at the very least, voting age.

4. The Revenant: It's not that The Revenant is a bad movie. It's anything but. But odds are, one of the opening scenes will probably give them nightmares for weeks.

But just in case you are a parent with a conscience and a few moral fibers in your body, here are four movies you should take you kids to instead:

1. Kung Fu Panda 3 (Rated PG)

2. The Good Dinosaur (Rated PG)

3. Hail, Caesar! -- For teens (rated PG-13)

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