ASHTON KUTCHER WEBSITE A+ ACCUSED OF STEALING CONTENT: They caught him copying off Foreman’s paper.
BRAD PAISLEY PRETENDS TO BE HIS OWN TWITTER TROLL: Claims to live under a bridge in Nashville.
DAVID DUCHOVNY, TEA LEONI DIVORCING: The truth is out there … and it’s gonna cost him a ton.
TIM McGRAW REPORTEDLY SETTLES WITH FAN HE SLAPPED DURING SHOW: Thanks his law firm Larry, Curly & Moe.
TERRELL OWENS TO APPEAR ON “BROOKLYN NINE-NINE”: Sits out rehearsals and demands a new contract.
COURTNEY LOVE “LOST ABOUT $27 MILLION” IN “NIRVANA MONEY”: Has she looked up her nose?
MORRISSEY DROPPED BY RECORD LABEL: Creating enough angst for at least three more albums.
“TODAY’S” SAVANNAH GUTHRIE GOES ON MATERNITY LEAVE IN STYLE: Willard Scott gave her a case of Smuckers.
KANYE WEST FEARS ELECTROCUTION BY DRONES: Also afraid of spiders, ghosts.
SOFIA VERGARA BREAKS SILENCE ON NEW BOYFRIEND JOE MANGANIELLO: Phil Dunphy deletes all his “True Blood” episodes.
KEVIN COSTNER SETTLES LAWSUIT OVER “ROBIN HOOD” PROFITS: No plans to give it to the poor.
BLAKE LIVELY WANTS TO “SPIT OUT A LITTER OF KIDS”: Ryan Reynolds putting newspapers down on the floor.
“ANTIQUES ROADSHOW” FINDS $1 MILLION BOSTON RED STOCKINGS BASEBALL COLLECTION: Tells the owner: ”We’ll give you a hundred bucks, on the spot!”
MICHAEL BAY MAY NOT DIRECT NEXT “TRANSFORMERS” MOVIE: Wants to spend more time blowing up his family.
JUSTIN BIEBER TAKES PLEA DEAL IN FLORIDA STREET RACING CASE: Sentenced to a bicycle with training wheels.
LEONARD COHEN TO CELEBRATE 80TH BIRTHDAY WITH NEW ALBUM: And a nap.
— DAVE LARSEN, RANDY PALMER, KYLE NAGEL
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