“THE Punxsutawney Phil is now in custody. He was reportedly seen causing a disturbance by seeing his shadow and dooming the nation to six more weeks of winter,” the post read.
He is facing pending charges of prolonging winter and causing a disturbance involving a shadow.
Boonshoft Museum of Discovery’s hedgehog Walnut also predicted another six weeks of winter for her first Groundhog Day forecast.
So far she has escaped the notice of law enforcement.
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